Welcome to Dr. Degen's Psychiatric Institute - where we don't cure gambling addiction, we weaponize it for profit.
Slide to see how your multiplier and rewards grow with perfect daily attendance
204% APY sounds modest? Think again. Early patients have a unique advantage.
We're launching with just $500 liquidity. The first patients buy $THERAPY at rock-bottom prices. As more patients join, token price increases exponentially. Your 204% APY rewards become worth 10x, 100x, even 1000x more in USD. Early patients don't just get APY - they get APY on tokens that appreciate massively. This is the real alpha.
Example: $100 of rewards at launch = $10,000 when price 100x
The Patient Zero advantage disappears fast. Once liquidity grows, token price stabilizes. The first week is your biggest opportunity.
Real-time leaderboard from the blockchain - these patients are earning while you read this
All patient records (smart contracts) are public, audited, and verifiable on-chain
Smart contracts audited by leading security firms. No backdoors, no hidden admin functions, no exit scams. Dr. Degen can't rug you even if he wanted to.
View Audit Report āEvery therapy session, every check-in, every multiplier change is recorded permanently on-chain. Real-time transparency. No manipulation possible.
View Smart Contracts āSession Reward = 1.4% Ć Streak Multiplier (1x ā 10x). Multiplier grows with consecutive sessions. Miss = crash to 10%. Compound to reinvest, or claim to withdraw.
Read Treatment Manual āPay admission fee (burned forever), attend EVERY session (or lose everything), compound for exponential returns.
Connect your wallet and deposit $THERAPY tokens as admission fee.
Attend BOTH sessions per day (every 12 hours).
Share your referral link and sponsor new patients.
Sponsor patients and earn 0.5% of ALL their rewards - forever
Every time your referrals claim or compound, you get 0.5% of their rewards. It's automatic and forever.
10 referrals Ć $1,000 avg Ć 10x multiplier = $33/month passive income
Get your unique referral link and share it anywhere. No limit on referrals.
Group therapy gone <span>horribly wrong</span>. Pool ETH with other degens to launch unruggable tokens together. Each bus targets ~$500 liquidity.
<span>5-80 seats per bus</span> (you choose the size). First buyer becomes <span>Captain</span> (pays 20% premium). When the bus fills, a <span>30-minute countdown</span> starts. Then the token <span>auto-deploys</span> and liquidity locks <span>forever</span>.
The community watches everything. Top patients get celebrated. Relapses get immortalized.
Multiple leaderboards track different metrics: biggest stakers, longest streaks, top referrers, most earnings. Monthly rewards for top performers. Public profiles show every patient's journey.
You've read enough. You know you have a problem. Dr. Degen is accepting new patients 24/7.
Warning: This is high-risk experimental therapy. Admission fees are burned. Missing sessions burns your rewards. You can lose everything. Dr. Degen is not a licensed medical professional.