Please review and sign the admission documents
BY SIGNING BELOW, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE:
✓ You understand this is an experimental protocol
✓ Daily therapy sessions (4x per day) are mandatory
✓ Missing sessions results in penalties and resets
✓ Your wallet will be your patient ID
✓ You can lose everything (this is DeFi)
✓ Early discharge incurs withdrawal penalties
📊 Treatment Benefits:
• Starting APY: 8,000%
• Max APY: 80,000%
• Sessions: 4x per day
• Duration: Up to 365 days
By continuing, you agree to Dr. Degen's experimental treatment protocol