The Relapse Bus 🚌
Group therapy... for degens. Board the bus, launch together, gamble as one.
⚠️ EXTREME RISK
Dr. Degen cannot guarantee your financial safety. These are experimental group relapse sessions. Most tokens crash to zero. Only risk what you can lose completely - this is organized addiction, not investment advice.
Dr. Degen's experimental 'group relapse therapy': patients board a bus together and launch a token when full. It's collective madness - but at least you're not degenerating alone. The bus captain leads the session, names the chaos, and earns 2% of all trades forever.
⚠️ WARNING FROM DR. DEGEN: This is NOT recovery. This is organized relapse. You're joining other patients in their moment of weakness. The difference? Liquidity is locked forever - so while you're all gambling addicts, at least nobody can rug you.
No Active Sessions
All patients are currently in recovery. Be the first to organize a relapse!